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[axelsagewrites]

Getting ready to do part three. Lemme kno anything specifically you wanna see tho I have ideas also lemme kno if u want tagged when it comes out (probably either Friday or Saturday)

Lemon Cakes and Other Secrets

Pairing: Aemond x F!Strong!Reader Summary: Aemond is no longer willing to keep his relationship secret and confides one of his biggest insecurities to the reader.

Part two to Lemon Cakes and Other Gifts TW: none Word Count: 1292

Part One Here

Masterlist Here

After you walked in on Aemond leaving gifts in your room you half expected the gifts to stop but they didn’t. Except now when you returned from dinner with Helena you found Aemond sitting at the table by his gift. “How was dinner?” Aemond smiled as he stood from his chair, walking over to embrace you. You almost couldn’t believe this was your new reality, “It was amazing, as always, Helena has the best cooks,” “That’s because she’s their favourite,” Aemond grinned, “I brought you something,” he said, letting you go and fetching a box from the table. “Open it,” You ran your fingers over the green velvet box and hesitated before opening it. “Aw Aemond,” you gasped as you saw the jewellery set. They were beautiful. A pair of sapphire earrings, a ruby necklace, and an emerald ring. “This is too much,” “Nothing is too much for you,” He smiled, “Do you like them?” “I love them,”

“Here,” Aemond said as he took the box back from you, “Put these in and turn around,” he passed you the earrings and you did as you were told. As Aemond moved your hair to the side you looked at your house banner you had hung by the door. You grinned when you realised the colours matched, “Sapphire earrings for the blue,” Aemond said as you finally got the second one in. you felt his hands trace the back of your neck before he lifted the necklace and began to put it on you. The metal was cold against your skin but you felt your cheeks warm, “Ruby necklace for the red,” after clasping the necklace Aemond left a kiss on the back of your neck before turning you to face him. You were chest to chest with Aemond, trying not to lean up and kiss him as he smiled down at you. He lifted your left hand and began to slide the ring on, “And an emerald ring for the green,” Aemond took a step back to look at you, “They suit you. You’re beautiful,” This time you couldn’t stop yourself and pulled Aemond in, wrapping your arms around him which he quickly returned, “They’re amazing. You’re amazing. You give me too much,” “You’re worth the world to me and I would give it to you just as quickly if you wanted it,” Aemond said as he rested his head on yours, his hand tracing circles on your back. “All I want is you,” “Then you shall have me,”

Originally Aemond had only ever stayed to give you a gift or maybe talk but now he was lying beside you in bed with you wrapped in his arms. You had your head resting on his shoulders and were staring at the ring on your finger. “You like them then?” Aemond grinned when he noticed. “Of course, but I do think it’s ironic,” You said turning to face him properly, “That you buy me jewellery to represent my house when you hate my nephews,” it was the first time you had called Jace, and Luke and Joffrey what they really were but you trusted Aemond. That however didn’t stop the shocked look on his face, “Please everyone with eyes can tell. You should’ve heard the way my brother spoke about them. He would’ve died for the boys,” “It’s different,” “Why do you hate them?” Aemond sighed, “I don’t hate them because they’re bastards or because they’re Strongs. I don’t even really hate them,” He paused. “I can trust you right?” “Of course, you can,” Aemond was silent for a second before he hesitantly began to speak, “I envied them. They both always dragons. Jace and Aegon used to tease me everyday for not having one. Luke as well but he was so young I don’t think he even knew what he was laughing at. I was jealous,” “Baby,” you said sitting up and taking his hand, “You shouldn’t be jealous of them,” “Im not anymore. Well. Not really. I have Vhagar now,” a soft smile crossed his lips, “and you. But even if I can get past the teasing, we were kids after all, I just.” Aemond paused, “Remember how defensive Harwin was of them?” you nodded and smiled thinking of the times your brother spent defending you and the boys as kids, “And how my sister doted on them? Rhaynera did everything for her children. She loved them. You could feel it radiating off of her,” his smile faded, “How could I not be jealous when my own mother cant spend more than an hour at dinner with us?” You could see the tears forming in his eye. You laid back down beside him and pulled him in to lay against your chest, “It’s okay Aemond. Its going to be okay,” “I don’t hate them,” He mumbled, “I just can’t help but want I don’t know just-“ “To be loved?” you cut him off. He nodded not saying anything, “But you are loved. I don’t know why Alicent struggles to show it but the queen loves you. I know she does. And Helena and your nephews. Im sure even Aegon loves you despite how much of an arse he is,” You felt him chuckle, but you knew he wasn’t better, “And I love you Aemond,” “You do?” he sat up on the bed and turned to face you, “Don’t say it if you don’t mean it,” he warned. “Of course I do,” you smiled, “You’re so kind to me. You always have been. And sweet and thoughtful and you just make me feel so,” you paused unable to stop yourself from smiling to the point your cheeks began to hurt, “happy,” you finally said. “Of course, I love you,” A dopey grin plastered Aemond’s face as he leant in and kissed you. Once you finally broke you were both still smiling, “that helps as well of course,” you joked and he laughed. A comfortable silence fell over the pair of you as you finally laid back down together. Aemond was playing with your fingers as you rested your head on his chest. “You could say it back you know,” “What-Oh of course! Im so sorry I was just so-“ Aemond began to splutter, “Caught of guard. I love you too (Y/N). forever and always,” “Forever and always,”

Eventually, Aemond headed back to his chambers and the next day you decided to walk through the gardens when you ran into your familiar friend. “Aemond,” You smiled and waved him over. He grinned and stalked towards you, “Helena said id find you here,” he smiled before looking over you and his smile fell, “Where’s your necklace? And the ring and earrings? Did you not like them?” “I loved them!” you reassured him, looking around to check the coast was clear before grabbing his hands, “I just figured such a beautiful necklace would make people question things. Where would I have found three such expensive gems so quickly? People would talk,” “Then let them talk,” Aemond said as he pulled you into his arms without even looking around, “I don’t care if people talk. Im not my sister. I don’t plan on hiding you,” “I don’t think your mother would be happy,” “Then we’d leave this place,” Aemond raised his hands to hold your face, “Its not about if she’s happy. It’s about if you’re happy. If were happy and im only going to be happy if I have you by my side,” You grinned and pulled him down for a kiss, “Would you like to walk me to my chambers to retrieve my necklace my prince?” Aemond let go of your face to link his arm with yours, “I would be my honour Lady (Y/N),”

A/N: ended up a bit shorter than planned but that's okay. I've only just got back into writing so requests and suggestions are very much open. I'm also going to work on a masterlist soon but I have a lot of older posts from pre 2020 that I would need to add unless I decide to just keep it fresh.

Tag List: @ephemeralninon @killjoynotes

[betasuppe]

Goddamn Emmet, calm yourself a little! This man is so damn thirsty, I swear! [In reference to the consummate the marriage comic you posted.]

Lmaooo nah, cmon let the man get a bit wound up for his wife, why not xD

But for sure, I think a good word to describe Emmet in this regard would be...

Insatiable~

& lol ok so I try to keep my blog mostly rated T at most for some cursing blood & other similar minor nonsense... but you have no idea how much I wanna share some of Em's expression I drew with you guys for when he starts getting a bit too frisky & heated in the moment hah ha ha

I feel like the guy is a broken light, you know? Anyone or anything can turn him on, but since Emmet's switch is broken, so you have to wait until he's completely burned out [or blown out lmaoooo] to have him finally calm back down to normal.

In other words, the man is a horny mess because he's finally fallen deeply in love & so Mina has to deal with this man coming on to her while he's blushing uncontrollably because he JUST CAN'T HELP HIMSELFFF

He just wuvs his wife so much uwu

[candyunicornsateme]

Hi! Can you recommend any good general south park blogs to follow? ^^ I follow lots of artists but with the new episodes coming I would like more general sp news and posts. Love yours too, so cute and underrated 💕

Aw wow thanks!! Unfortunately I don't follow a ton of blogs... I really need to follow more bc many I followed disappeared, but for good general sp content I'd say @cheylouwho is a good starting place! You'd likely find more from there. Honorable mention is @cadenzaaa, though not exclusively sp anymore, has been a general sp place for me for a long time. Hope that helps!

[a-very-tired-raven]

Hello there! I just read your Swatch x Reader headcanons and was wondering Could i possibly get a Spamton x Reader where Spamton is just totally confused on if the Reader genuinely loves him or if its just some sales pitch. Hes been my comfort character for a while so it'd be nice :>

thank you for reading my silly request :]

Hiya broski! Sorry this took a bit to answer! I didn't really know how to approach this ask. I'm new to fics so I needed to take a bit to prepare so I would know how to write this and to get into the lil man's head if that's alright! Hope you enjoy my dude and remember to lemme know if anythings wonky!

●True Intentions ●

"Here you go sir, your order?" He gave a polite nod to the server "Yes thank you." They gave a small smile and walked away. He took a small sip of his drink as he returned to his thoughts. Spamton was....confused to say the least. He met you about a week ago in the alleyway of his shop.

You'd been looking for your pet or something and tried to dig in a garbage bin....Which was actually his shop. That was locked. He just got back with some goods thst he got a nice deal on and all he saw was some stranger pulling on the lock to his shop. He angerly poked on your waist to see what you were up to.

"What are you doing?!"You jumped and awkwardly explained what it was you were doing when he demanded to know what you were up to.

"I uh..lost my pet..I thought I seen her go off this way?" Of course he was still skeptical but put his goods up and helped you look.

Eventually you two did find what you were looking for and you thanked him more times then we could count. Right before you left is when you started the confusion. You awkwardly asked for his number, and when asked why you nervously shrugged and said he was nice and you thought he was cute. Which absolutely baffled him

When was the last time someone complemented him? Let alone ask for his number and want to spend more time again. He accepted of course and didn't think anything of it.

He started thinking about it when he ran into you almost every day for the rest of the week. Everytime you saw him you were thanking him,and trying your best to make small talk.

This included asking him questions, like what did he do for a living,how many sales has he made,what's the biggest deal he's made. All if which he's awkwardly responded to with vague and short answers. This made him even more suspicious. Whyd you wanna know so much about his job and deals?

He hasn't seen you since everyone's moved to the dark town. Maybe he wouldn't see you again. If there's a whole 'nother dark world who's to say there's not more? Maybe you were somewhere else.

The smell of pastries pulls him out of his thoughts a little. Banana nut he thinks. He does admit you are kinda cute.. which brings him to the present. Why him? It's pretty well known he's a business man.

A horrible one at that. He only Ever gets people's attention when they want to get a deal or a-a..a sales pitch...

His fists clench. Of course. Why else would you go after someone like him? You just wanna make a sales pitch. Nothing more then that. You could of just said so. You didn't have to barge in his life like that and lead him on all for the sake of a deal. It all makes sense now!

Who makes small talk like that??? About deals,and sales...why was that the first question to asked? Why not start off with basic small talk?? Why be interested in him? Why him? Why'd you need to know what his biggest sale and deal was! Of all the people...You just wanted a good deal...

He doesn't hear the distant chime of the Cafe bell. He just angrily glares daggers at his own reflection. It wasn't until a shy familiar voice spoke pointedly in his direction did he force his head out of the clouds.

"Hey Spamton! I uhm.. how are you doing today?" You give a soft smile and take a seat in front of him. "I'm fine" He looked the other way. "Um.. " You glance at the window. You look at his order. "Ohh number 7! That's a good one. Moonberry fudge and a gram apple muffin. Nice." You give a soft smile.

He just remains quiet. You seem a little anxious by now. "..weather's nice huh?.." with only a human for a response you start brimming with anxiety. You try a different approach. "I had a good day at work! We didn't have any rude people.." You look at him.

"Uh how about you? How's work? You made any good sales today?" He looks up at you with a harsh glare. "Wouldn't you like to know!" You flinch and your happy aura quickly forms into an apologetic one.

"I-..im-im sorry..I didn't mean to ask anything sensitive.." You give a sorry look. "I didn't did i?" You look down at your hands. Spamtion hesitates for a moment. No.. He..He cant hesitate. He stands up.

"Yes. Yes you did impose. You imposed in my life acting all kind when I know what you really want." You have the audacity to look confused. "What are you talking about?." He ignores you and heads towards the exit. "Spamton? Spamton wait! Please..I just wanna kno-"

Your conversation fades to the back of his mind as he exists the Cafe and heads towards his house. He should have know better. That way it wouldn't have hurt as bad... He gives a soft wave to a wherewire and keeps walking. After a little bit he stops walking immediately when he feels I small tap on his shoulder.

He turns. "What?!" You give a hurt expression and focus on your hands. "I um..I just wanted to apologize for imposing.. I didn't know you didn't like talking about that" He rolls his eyes. "Just leave me alone already. It's pretty obvious you just want to talk business." Confusion crosses your face once more.

"What? What are you talking about?" His fists clench again. "Aw stop playing dumb already! It's pretty obvious you don't like me, Your just after a good deal or you want a chance at being some big shot with a sales pitch!" He didn't realize he was yelling.

Your practically cowering at this point. "I-what! No-No I'm not! Please believe me I really do like you.. I don't even know how to do business like that!" You have your hands up in front of you as if a policeman had pulled you over.

He falters for a moment. He looks back up again when you speak up. Sorta. "Please..is there anything I can do to make you believe me..." You say just barely above a whisper. He just remains quiet. After a moment of shared silence you were fed up.

"Fine then! I'll prove I'm crazy for you! Absolutely bonkers! You hear?!" You grab both his shoulders, "H-Hey! Put me down!" And yank him up and plant a big kiss on his cheek. "Now will you please go on a date with me?!"

Your face is absolutely covered top to bottom with a beautiful shade of red. Both from anger and embarrassment.After a moment of silence you awkwardly drop him. "S-sorry.." you hide your face in the neck if your shirt.

His cheeks are burning a bright peachy color. "Um..it's alright" after a small beat of silence he adds "yes."

You look back down at him. "Yes what??" You look confused. "...yes I'll go on a date with you.." He doesn't think anyone who'd want some deal would go that far. He believes you now and he says so.

Your quiet for a moment. A small smile works its way on your face. "Alrighty come on, I know just the place" you give a small wink and grab his hand dragging him off to who knows where. "W-what now?!" He gives a baffled expression as he tries to keep up.

You turn and look down again "yes now silly! I gotta make sure you belive me 100!" percent!. "A-alright then..." maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all...

ISNSJSS God that was a lot! And toughie! I enjoyed it tho!

[rodneymckays]

19, 36, 37

19. are there any shows on your “to watch” list right now?

oooo, let's see... i started watching bsg years ago and stopped after season 2 i think? not because i didn't like it but because my attention span is horrendous and it was kinda heavy so i'm sure i got distracted by something else. i plan to return to it, tho!

i was thinking of maybe trying the witcher out as well 'cause i read a few of the novels awhile back and really enjoyed them. also, from gifs i've seen of the show, jaskier seems to be the type of character i really like BAHAHA so it's inevitable! lemme kno if there are any other shows i should add to my watch list, i'm always down to watch something new.

36. what TV character would you die for?

oh, so many BAHAHA. is it cheating if i say nearly the entire cast of atlantis?

but in all seriousness, if i had to choose only one character, i would choose bra'tac. i have such a soft spot for the wise, gentle warrior, father figure type and bra'tac is all that and more. (i nearly lost it when i thought they were gonna kill him off in talion alsdjfh. i would gladly have died so he could live in that case). everyone deserves what he was to teal'c and the rest of sg-1 :') someone to scold u lovingly and lift u up when u need the reassurance.

37. which TV show setting would you most like to visit?

ATLANTIS!!!!!!! oh my gosh Atlantis. i don't care if it's dangerous and i have to eat tuttle root soup, i wanna live in the city of the ancients so bad. its beautiful (stain glass is to Die for), its alive with the brightest minds in two galaxies creating & learning, its everything! its a city on the ocean!! i would never have trouble sleeping again!

ask me more!

[wortverlust]

no cuz trains are actually evil legit not even joking rn because this has happened twice now my first train has been so late i miss my second one like i just wanna go home leMME GO HOME—

i had six today. i am satiated. some call it an addiction. i call it… a necessityyyyyy

no because i’m exactly the goddamn same like i had one as soon as i woke up and all worries and anxiety melted away. legit i was like aaaaaaah, that’s the good shit right there. that’s the dirty bean water i was looking for

I— DID YOU—

idk your surname but—

JO SURNAME I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME AGAIN LIKE YOU MADE ME SMILE AGAIN THAT IS NO SMALL FEAT HOW DID YOU—

oh my god. OH MY GOD NAH THIS IS LIKE

stop rn i can’t actually breathe jo fr im like suffocating YOU DREW ME IN MY FINAL EEL WIELDING FORM???????? LIKE ACCURATELY AS WELL?????

YES THAT WOULD 100% BE THE OUTFIT ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW???? I LOOK LIKE A BLOODBORNE BOSS OH MY GOD IM OBSESSED

no because i need to see the pickle legs you don’t understand it’s quintessential for my continued existence

counting the henrys is such a good pass time when waiting on trains… I REFUSE TO SLEEP NOW

you simply possess the x-Ray vision that mere mortals dream of owning. not me tho. i got some sick fucken eels—

YEEEEEES!!!! YOU OUTFIT IS SO COOL BECAUSE YOUR SUPERPOWER IS FUCK*NG AWESOME!!!

AND YES SMILE SMIIIILEE!!! BECAUSE IT'S HEALTHY!!! fewifjewhfeehe (and trains are evil...I swear...the space cat told me)

okay… I maybe draw my pickle legs… but gimme some time … i'm traumatized bc of them ....I MEAN TRY TO WALK ON THEM?! WITH KNO KNEES… it was SO STRANGE AND GROSS!!!! g o d I hope I never have this dream again… efeohfowhf

SIX MUGS OF COFFEE!!! …(I can't say anything against it can I? I may had 5 today…so…hmmm) COFFEE IS JUST… so GOOD!!! ifjweoifjeowihf

[literaphobe]

season four of she-ra rated by catradora content

the coronation: okay so... rightfully. there’s nothing i should be appraising here. adora and catra didn’t interact or bring each other up at all. but bro... catra’s new outfit... the best character of season four. i’m kidding but also she is so hot. catra seems to be dealing w the portal incident by framing it as a victory, since the rebellion was hurt by it. but also who cares. who fucking cares man. her arc this episode was about her deciding to make hordak her little bitch and design a new sexy outfit. that adora did NOT talk about nor seem visually affected by >:( yes, this entire season will be measured by how much i think it was a missed opportunity that adora did not get to thirst. jk but also am i? 500000000/10 for catra’s new look, 0/10 for official catradora stuff

the valley of the lost: god...... this episode. i know it’s like one of the few catradora moments we have this season already but it makes me LIVID that adora said that flirty ass line and catra never even got to hear it. anyway, let’s begin properly. double trouble seeks catra out and says they’re gonna be her new best friend. catra says “oh, yeah? i’m done with best friends”, making it official that she and adora broke up 😔 like friend broke up oh my god 😔 KFKSKDKD like we been knew but i think it is so dramatic and funny of catra to announce that she’s never having a best friend again because adora broke her heart 😔💔 i mean i know it’s also like sad but let’s keep it light ok uwu anyway. sigh. double trouble! auditions for catra! by pretending to be her in battle! which is great for them, but not for me and my hang ups about adora bringing back a flirty line catra said to her in season one and winking and then catra doesn’t hear or see ANY of it. sigh. let’s go through the scene. adora sees who she thinks is catra run in and say “hey! careful with the goods”, pouncing on adora and taking her down. adora tosses dt!catra into the walkway above and they get a cut on their face. not sure whether this is meant to signify adora pulling less of her punches around catra or double trouble just not being as agile as catra is in combat. it’s probably the latter because when you think about it, throwing catra away is much more of a defensive tactic than an offensive one. anyway! double trouble still does a more or less good job fighting adora as catra. huntara calls adora over and is like hi adora! could you stop fighting ur gf for one fucking second? we need you to do literally anything else. and adora (who has NO IDEA she’s not fighting her ACTUAL gf) is like :( wait no what really?? ok :( one sec tho lemme pull off this super cool sexy farewell thing before i stop fighting catra i’ve been practicing it for years u kno kinda been working up to doing this bit. and then she. grabs dt!catra after stopping them from running away, and grabs this trap thingy to trap them against the side of this wall. “i got something more important to do :) it was fun distracting you though ;)” and she actually WINKS and she looks SO PROUD of her damn self but it means pretty much NOTHING because that’s not ACTUALLY catra :( wtf :( the worst thing about this whole situation is that adora clearly wanted to do her whole super strong super powered thing and then go BACK to catra and like.... gloat or something.... flirt some more.... kiss her.... i don’t know. but dt!catra is gone because they’re good at getting out of tight spots, and adora is like “how did she get out of that? :( i wanted to see more of her tf....” anyway double trouble, scorpia, and catra are escaping in a skiff after this. catra thinks double trouble did marvelously. “i grew up with adora, and you fooled her” well catra. i’m very sorry. but if i were adora seeing you in that new look for the first time, i wouldn’t be checking to see if u were ooc. i would be.... hm idk.... flirting with you as hard as possible? like i know i complained that we never got a proper reaction from adora re catra’s new outfit, but i think we could interpret this scene as a lapse in adora’s morals <3 like she gave catra such a hard stare the last time they saw each other, and the next time they saw each other (after this) adora glared at her too, but somehow this time she’s all 👅👅👅👅👅it was fun distracting you ;) ;) ;) like ok. slow down there horn dog. “if you can do that, we can do anything. this is gonna be fun...” catra :( perhaps you would have more fun :( if you suggestively fought with adora :( yourself? :( 8/10

flutterina: catra’s having bad dreams :( her mistakes and past actions are haunting her and the guilt is messing her up so bad :( so what am i choosing to focus on? the fact that adora was in her dream :) dream!adora looks Angry and dream!catra is scared and backing away :( a quick callback to when adora gave catra an angry Look when she destroyed the portal, and catra looked scared for a second before her face hardened back to something equally pissed off looking. so this dream obviously tells us that the thought of adora genuinely just hating and being pissed off at catra... hurts and scares her. because we all know that she loves adora and just wants adora to love her back! but.... ya lmao. dream!adora asks “why did you do it?!” reminiscent of what she said last season, but angrier this time. and we all know that catra doesn’t really know why. sometimes things torture you so bad and you do stuff that you can’t come up with sound or logical reasons for. u would rather keep running or keep deflecting, and so catra deflects dream!adora’s questions by waking up. i wonder if catra dreams about adora more than what we’re shown in this scene. i also REALLY wanna know if adora dreams of catra. i want more :( why this season gotta be the fucking break up season bro :( like i KNOW they’re thinking of each other. gimme the content :( for now, let’s skip ahead to💔 their only real interaction this season💔 holy fuck. stay strong u guys. stay strong me. i think it’s very offensive of she-ra to not give me a catradora heavy season every season? like yeah this season is good but god at what cost? they should’ve known i was going to do an evaluation? :/ that i was gonna rate each ep out of ten according to how much catradora content there was? :/ the fuck bros. ,,,,anyway, let’s get to the actual scene. catra’s walking around w an ipad and scorpia is talking to her. catra looks like. v serious and :| and >:/ BUT when scorpia asks about she-ra catra becomes >:) and >:D “she-ra was in elberon, which means she’s nearby.” “do you think she’ll try some secret attack? :0” “;D oh i’m counting on it ;)” fucking god catra can you just flirt normally??? like be horny in a normal way??????? u can just ask adora out on a date. have u tried that? i know she blocked u for nearly destroying the world but adora’s a hoe ❤️ she would’ve said yes ❤️ u don’t need to kidnap a town as an excuse to see her ❤️ yes i know she did it to plant flutterina!DT into the rebellion as a spy but shhhhh ❤️ we finally get to the most GORGEOUS “hey adora”,,, ever because it’s the only hey adora of this season 💔 i looked back and we did not get a ‘hey adora’ last ep. honestly, adora should’ve figured it wasn’t catra JUST from the lack of greeting. catra is fucking POLITE ok :( anyway. it’s so homophobic that we only got ONE “hey adora” in THAT LOOK but..... it’s okay. because it’s such a good one. catra’s hand is propping her face up and she just looks so pretty.... the way she SAYS the hey adora too like bros... how we holding up? bad? she’s posing and lounging so prettily... “took you long enough to show up” HHHHH why does she sound like a gf who’s a little :/ that her gf showed up late for their date.... bro....... must she SMILE that prettily..... also adora’s reaction... she goes :0 and her EYES get this like ‘oh wow’ look for a Moment right before she remembers she’s supposed to be mad when she sees catra then she’s like >:( CATRA >:( and like. let’s dissect that look for a moment? it’s almost like AWE but why??? why would she be at all surprised to see catra??? catra is IN the horde like. she got happy for a moment until she remembered she’s meant to be mad. good bye <3 i will now be passing away <3 “seriously. i thought i’d have to kidnap another town to get your attention” TO GET. YOUR ATTENTION. HHHHH HELP THEY’RE GAY...... BRO WHY.............. THE GAYNESS UNMATCHED..... anyway catra continues like OH RIGHT u were at a PARTY feeling SPECIAL and adora.... oof oh fuck she COLD she was like skip the SPEECH i’m done playing your GAMES and she like reminds catra of the portal and they just... oof this really IS the breakup season it’s so brutal bros :( can’t they just kiss :( like nooooo don’t stare at each other angrily you’re so sexy aha OK BUT... at the end after catra runs away and adora’s getting hugged by flutterina and everyone’s cheering for her... she lets her ‘catra BAD’ and ‘yay haha rebellion for the win! :)’ facade drop for a moment... and she gets this really sad look on her face that makes u think.... and the next scene we see catra sitting on the ledge of where she and adora used to sit together? and she looks real upset too???? they hate being enemies. 9/10

pulse: in this ep adora fucking SHUSHED spinnerella and netossa while they were bickering and like... ok wow. rude :/ adora straight up was like ok HAHA WOW we GET IT ur HAPPY y’all have WIVES and iiiiiii don’t HAVE a GIRLFRIEND because my crush is EVIL :( on the other hand, we find out that catra is meeting up regularly with double trouble to get intel. it’s very funny because she’s like yeah yeah WHATEVER what can u tell me about SHE-RA >:( like girl? u are not subtle ❤️ catra literally met double trouble and said let’s be friends with benefits ❤️ the benefits? you spy on adora and tell me everything about what she does ❤️ was she pretty today ❤️ haha jk she’s pretty everyday ❤️ here’s some bitcoin for your troubles ❤️ AND THEN the next time double trouble facetimes catra they transform into bow and glimmer to roast them and catra is at most unamused and annoyed but BUT when double trouble pretends to be she-ra catra’s like HAHAHAHDJSJDJSJD OMG,,,, INSPIRED FAM,,,, SO FUNNY TOP PEAK COMEDY,,,, ABSOLUTE LEGEND,,,,,, SHOW ME SHE-RA AGAIN,,,,, u know that thing where you find people who you’re attracted to way funnier than they actually are? ya :-) apparently catra doesn’t even need the Actual she-ra/adora to lose her shit. she just needs to see a physical representation of her and it’s suddenly Peak Comedy. someone once pointed out that this moment was the last time catra was happy all season and... can we take a fucking second to cry about that. haha 💔 anyway double trouble is happy that they finally cracked the code to making catra go from ARGH >:( to HAHAHAHAHAH :D so they give her she-ra intel as a treat ❤️ “she-ra’s going back out to destroy the bot that hurt her friend” “ugh 🙄 typical heroic adora plan” shut up bitch u dream of her lips on yours!!!!!! 7/10

protocol: no rights for white boys ❤️ 0/10

princess scorpia: well, nothing! but since i’m scouring i might as well say the line where catra says “you don’t need a princess in your life telling you what to do!” to hordak she’s actually talking about her and adora haha i mean duh :-) anyway since i’m here can i talk about how hot catra is again this season. i’m madly in love did y’all see her from behind? even her back view is beautiful i am going to combust <3 2/10

mer-mysteries: what a great episode! 0/10

boys’ night out: catra gets banned from doing war crimes because hordak wants to do the war crimes all by himself and this is a real bummer because there’s an even SMALLER chance she’ll bump into adora now :( jk ik she was avoiding her this season because the guilt was eating her alive haha :-) also glimmer and adora fought and we all know that ‘but the rebellion’s in a worse place than ever since you showed up’ is like a very :( line but when u think about it it’s true because adora joining the rebellion pissed catra off so much she became an antagonistic force driving most of the conflict in the series up to this point in the story JFJDDJDJDJ like imagine if they brought catra up in this convo ‘i’m doing my BEST glimmer :(‘ ‘ok but what can we do about your terrible taste in evil women????? was ur catgirl gf ex really worth it????? did she hit that different???? did the catgirl ***** slap that hard????’ 1.5/10

hero: man mara is so hot! 0/10

fractures: scorpia said catra’s name in front of adora... ‘shadow weaver! and at bright moon! everything is making so much sense about why catra’s been acting the way she has’ and adora’s reaction is so interesting.... she goes from this ‘catra....’ look to this ‘catra >:(‘ look and like it’s interesting to see catra’s psyche explained to adora like this and it’s clearly something that makes adora feel bad but then she remembers the bad stuff catra did and forces herself to focus on that. 5/10 for that alone lmao

beast island: bow being very upset and annoyed and disappointed in glimmer is a fun little parallel to how adora has felt about catra’s descent into the darkness. you feel doubly upset and doubly betrayed when someone you’re in love with goes against what you stand for, and the goodness you know they’re capable of but aren’t showing. 1/10

destiny part 1: ‘i’ll be happy when the rebellion and she-ra are gone for good!!!’ are u sure about that catra :/ 1/10

destiny part 2: catra gets into a huge fight with some dude and right after she sort of collects herself after barely beating him she hears “hey, catra” and she completely freezes up. she’s been so proactive with avoiding adora all season... and the moment in 4x03 nearly doesn’t count because she was acting specifically to get double trouble snuck into the rebellion. aside from a necessary interaction in which she was far away and removed from adora anyway.... where she was far enough away to smile and laugh and manipulate the situation.... she hasn’t wanted to see adora at all, clearly. and having this happen now, right after one of her worst fights, right after she thought she was going to win... “no. you can’t do this. you can’t come in and take this from me now.” “woah, i knew this would get a rise out of you, but still, you really are obsessed, aren’t you, kitten?” and catra’s standing there like 👁👄👁 until double trouble reveals themself and says stuff that :( hurts :( i am not going to repeat until i get to anything catradora relevant because i don’t wanna be bummed out ok hoes 😔 anyway double trouble becomes adora again and is like “didn’t need you... left you” and puts catra’s hand on adora’s cheek...... and then shoves catra???? rude :( 7/10

[jangofctts]

Okay OkAY first of all how about we talk about how you're Killing Me with all of these drabbles for the sunburst bois!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU make me Pine for them!!! Since you insist on writing stuff that makes me think about them 24/7 I would like to Discuss either a night out at 79s or a DATE NIGHT. here are my thoughts (& some thots) I would like to know what U FINK

Blanche - doesn't seem to be down for ~feelings~ or at least ADMITTING THEM so if he were to do either I'm guessing it would be a night out at 79s not a date. would he want to go with you to 79s or would he want it to be a squad only thing? I think he'd be pretty intent on keeping you separate from the squad if he could help it. Mainly bc I think he has so many demands that he just wants one (1) thing for himself but he also wants to do it in a way where he isn't ACTUALLY GIVING HIMSELF TO YOU BC HES DUMB AND PUSHES YOU AWAY so my guess is he'd do neither would go out with the boys and then find you after to... U kno.... Fuck u through a wall... Bc if he can't have you then he can at least make it MEMORABLE FOR BITH OF U

Blue - definitely wants to go on a date. also wants to go to 79s with you. Wants to do everything with you???? I just think he'd drop everything if he could and would be like yes let's do literally anything as long as I am with you. A literal angel who I lub.

Jaws - date DATE D A TE NI G H T. Bump going out he wants to date you. He wants to date you hard. He wants to do all of the dumb dates he's seen in holodramas. He wants to walk you to the door of your apartment. He wants you to ask him up to your room for... Tea. Caf. Fucking whatever as long as he can bridal style carry you into your bedroom. Once you're in the bedroom tho that's when we are no longer in a holo drama but a BAD PORNO IF U KNO WHAT I MEAN

Sweets - b a b y. I feel like this would be tricky. Probably wouldn't want to go to 79s with you but would also be very stressed™ about going on a date with you. I think he'd really want to go on a date but would be so overwhelmed and unsure of what to do with himself. I think you would have to just suggest doing things together and not call it a date. Like take him to candy shops but not call it a date or maybe if there is a zoo or someplace with animals tell him you really want to go there and oh sweets do you want to come with meeeee. And then later he gets back to the barracks and the bois are like w o w sweets dates y'all and sweets is like... Sweets.exe has stopped working "tHAt wAS a DATE BUT I DIDNT OVERTHINK THE ENTIRE TIME" and then I fink he wants to go on dates with you all the time after that 💖💖💖

Kami - 79s all the way baby. Not only bc he wants to drink and have fun with the squad and you, but a l s o bc you two should go check out the fresher together. Maybe inspect the structural integrity of that wall in the back... Vigorously. Maybe make sure the supply closet is secure. M a y b e make sure the booth cushions are gonna hold up... For Science. I think eventually if you ever got to the point of getting a confession a REAL ONE out of him he'd want to go on all the dates but until then I think wacky hijinks in 79s is all you're gonna get... Not that we mind that 👀

Fuse - o fuse baby definitely no dates. Nothing even remotely resembling a date. If he smells date activity or feelings then he is o u t. I think he'd go to 79s with you but I al so feel like he would ditch you at some point NOT BC HE DOESNT WANT TO BE WITH YOU BUT BC HE THINKS YOU SHOULD FIND AOMEONE ELSE THE LITERAL DUMBASS definitely think he would mainly limit your interactions to quick fucks and that's it (u already talked about him breaking things off with you and how that would happen and how you would come back together and I CANNOT IMPROVE UPON PERFECTION)

Bruiser - kinda like blue I feel like he would be down to do anything as long as you're with him. 79s? Y es. Date? Also yes. Mainly I think this would come down to you. He wants to know what you want to do. He also definitely wants to fuck you whether it's after date night or after a night at 79s there is no hiding how much that man wants it 👀 he is looking respectfully JK HE WANTS TO F U CK he would not be shy about that. Would definitely be shy about feelings so I could see how dates could be a Big Thing for him. I think of Him often. I wanna date a Lorge Man plz and thank you.

Void - MY M A N. okay so I think that void would want to do neither. Esp when the war is going on. Maybe after the war things could be different. But all he wants to do is have a Nice Night In okay! Also I don't wanna make him sound boring like y'all will get up to things. Definitely having shower sex in your apartment. And then you're gonna fuck again after. And then since you made a mess you're gonna need to shower again... 👀 BUT NEEWAYZ I think he'd really like watching a holodrama with you or just eating dinner in maybe takeout maybe something you cooked together. He just wants to spend time with you in a Very Low Stress Environment. Maybe I could see you going on dates together but they would have to be the most low key chill dates ever lmao I think he'd mainly just want to spend time with you alone and relax as often as he could so that you could take care of him and he could take care of someone too where THEIR LIFE ISNT ON THE LINE OKAY LET HIM REST AND GET LAID I LOVE HIM SO MYCH LEMME PAMPER HIM MY HEART BELONGS TO H I M 😭💞💞

LITERALLY I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM HERE U GO U MADE ME DO THIS I HOPE U R HAPPY WITH YOURSELF 😤💖

THIS DEADASS IS SO ACCURATE LIKE IM KAJRKEHR IM SCREAMING LIKE THIS IS ALL SO SO PERFECT FOR THE BOYS 

I LOVE THIS HCS WITH MY WHOLE HEART AND IVE REREAD THEM LIKE FIVE THOUSAND TIMES I THANK YOU AHKWEJHRKH 

[yikeswtfmate]

(1) New Message from Unknown Number

main masterlist // (1) New Message Masterlist // next part

Summary: Y/N is drunk and can’t remember her ex’s number.

A/N: Hello, it is I, the idiot who writes Social Media AUs when she’s drunk but is too lazy to put them in the proper format and just leaves them to die somewhere on her laptop

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader (Social Media AU - that’s a lie, it’s actually just texts in Word format 🤡)

Warnings: swearing, dumbassery

Unknown Number: Hey asshat so listen

Unknown Number: I kno we hvnt spoken since like

Unknown Number: High school but whateve idc

Unknown Number: U’re an asshle so I dnt even care that its like…

Unknown Number: 3 in the morning nvrmd

Unknown Number: Ive ben dared to txt my hottest ex by these evil witchS so

Unknown Number: Here u go

Unknown Number: At least u had decent abs so congrats on tht jfc

Unknown Number:  also u dnt get to complain abt this txt bc like

Unknown Number: u dated me for 6 months on a dare so U KNOW WHat this shuold feel like ya

Unknown Number: Wow dude that sounds like a dick move

Unknown Number: Seriously who the hell dates someone for 6 months on a dare?

Unknown Number: Doesn’t that only happen in movies though?

Unknown Number: hey bitchass dont act like u don’t kno what im talkinG abt

Unknown Number: Oh shit yeah, sorry. I don’t know who this asshole of an ex is but I sure as hell am not him

Unknown Number: Dude sounds like a complete waste of human space

Unknown Number: And I think I wouldn’t get to live it down if my friends would hear I did something that shitty

Unknown Number: Wait lemme ask Sam

Unknown Number: Nah, he says Steve would’ve beaten my ass if I were to do that so there u go

Unknown Number: m sorry who tf are u

Unknown Number: Bucky

Unknown Number: what kind of stupid name is bucky

Unknown Number: Shit man, u’re the one blowing up my phone at 3 in the morning, sending me weird ass messages when I don’t even know u and u dare say my name is stupid???

Unknown Number: Sheit srry

Unknown Number: Is been A long night

Unknown Number: nd week

Unknown Number: Actlly make thAt the whle entire fuckin month

Girl with asshole ex: Srry fr bothering u

Unknown Number: It‘s cool

Girl with asshole ex: Hey the witches ask if ure hot

Bonky: Yeah

Girl with asshole ex: WHAT THE FCK MAN AT LEST BE A LIL BIT HUMBLE SMH

Bonky: U wanted me to lie?

Girl with asshole ex: Fair point

Girl with asshole ex: They wnt a pic

Girl with asshole ex: Pic or it didn’t happen punk

Girl with asshole ex: Tht was nat

Bonky: What kind of party are u at that you can constantly text me?

Girl with asshole ex: Wanda’s place

Girl with asshole ex: Girls night

Girl with asshole ex: Getting hammered on wine BITCH

Girl with asshole ex: Also dnt change the subject

Bonky: I don’t even know your name

Girl with asshole ex: Why would I tell u my name I just want to see a suppsdly hot asssd

Bonky: You know mine and now you want me to send u a pic of me

Bonky: Bit of a disadvantage here babe

Girl with asshole ex: Babe?

Girl with asshole ex: BABE?

Girl with asshole ex: Fine

Girl with asshole ex: BABE if I tell u my name will u send a pic of u so we kno u arnt a 60yr old perv

Bonky: I’ll think about it

Girl with asshole ex: Hey fuck u

Girl with asshole ex: Not fair

Bonky: How do I know you’re not the 60yr old perv?

Girl with asshole ex: Cuz she got big tiddies to prove

Girl with asshole ex: And that was wanda

Girl with asshole ex: So now u know my fridsn

Bonky: Still don’t know your name tho babe

Bonky: Also tell Wanda she shouldn’t give out this type of info to strangers

Girl with asshole ex: ure not a stranger anymore bonky

Girl with asshole ex: ure my babe nao

Bonky: I’m going to let that Bonky slide just bc u’re cute

Bonky: But I’m also going to stop replying until you tell me your name

Girl with asshole ex: U think im cute?

Girl with asshole ex: 

Girl with asshole ex: I mean u havnt even seen me but thats fair

Girl with asshole ex: Wand and nat say its true so ill believe u rnt lying to me rn

Girl with asshole ex: But I wanna see if ure cute

Girl with asshole ex: Wait why r u up st 3 in the mrng I mean we re drunk but wht r u doing

Girl with asshole ex: Babe u need to take better care of urself

Girl with asshole ex: Babe

Girl with asshole ex: Babe?

Girl with asshole ex: BABE?

Girl with asshole ex: Ph shit ure actually ignoring me

Girl with asshole ex: I dont like this

Girl with asshole ex: I actually like talking to u

Girl with asshole ex: Pls stop ignoring me

Girl with asshole ex: COME BACK AND LOBE ME

Girl with asshole ex: Babe?

Girl with asshole ex: Fine

Girl with asshole ex: It’s Y/N

Bonky: Now, that wasn’t so hard was it? 

Babe: fcuk u

Bonky: I’m up at 3 bc we ordered pizza and decided it’s time to beat Sam’s ass in Mario Kart once and for all

Babe: Nd how’s that going for ya?

Bonky: Bitch has been beating us for the past 3 hours

Bonky: Thor is the only one getting at least close to him now so we’re about to give up

Babe: Wait shit how r u replying so fast if ure playing Mario kart tho

Bonky: I gave up two hours ago

Babe: Quitter

Bonky: Just gotta know which fights to pick babe

Babe: Heads up I might be fallin asleep soon

Bonky: Drink some water before that, maybe get some food in u as well to soak up all the alcohol and have an advil close for tomorrow

Babe: Ok MOM

Bonky: Hey Wanda willingly told me you have “big tiddies” so your friends don’t seem to be doing a good job of taking care of you

Bonky: Might as well let me do it so you don’t die tmrw

Babe: Ohhhh so u careeeee babe im touched

Babe: Kkkkkk Ill talk tu u tmrw ill be dead soon

Babe: Nd I do have big tiddies

Bonky: Good night babe

*

Babe: What the shit

Bonky: I see you survived

Babe: Barely

Babe: My head might explode soon and I feel like I’ve vomited for an entire lifetime

Babe: TMI sorry

Bonky: I’d like to point out I’m glad I don’t have to decipher your texts anymore and that you can actually spell properly

Babe: Fuck you Buckaroo

Bonky: I would also like to remind you that I have on good authority that you have “big tiddies” so don’t make me use that against you

Babe: I am going to kill Wanda

Babe:Ugh I need coffee

Babe: I’ll talk to you later

Bonky: I’ll be waiting for you babe

*

Babe: So

Babe: BABE

Bonky: Yes baby?

Babe: 

Bonky: Nah, you love it

Babe: Fine

Babe: You still haven’t sent a pic of you though. I might be able to rise Nat and Wanda from the dead if you do

Bonky: What do I get in return?

Babe: The promise that I will keep replying even though you might turn out to be an ugly orc?

Bonky: Not enough

Babe: Fine. I’ll keep talking to you until you want me to stop. Or until I get bored of you

Bonky: Eh, you can do better

Babe: What do you WANT?

Bonky: A pic of you in return

Babe: I’m not sending you nudes, perv

Bonky: If I wanted to see you naked and be a dick about it, I could’ve asked last night, don’t worry

Bonky: But if you’ll know how I look it’s only fair I should know how you look

Babe: That sounds reasonable

Bonky: I’d say it’s a fair exchange

Babe: Fine, you first then

Bonky: If you don’t send me a pic of you afterwards babe I will stop replying, just so you know

Bonky:

Babe: Did you type super hot guy with the most beautiful eyes in the world in Google or something?

Bonky: I’m touched but no. Sam took that photo at a work event

Babe: Bitch do you really expect me to believe this is you? That looks like a guy who just stepped out of a magazine, I highly doubt I would have the luck to text him instead of my ex when drunk

Bonky:

Bonky: Are you always this annoying?

Babe: …

Bonky: What? Do you want me to take a selfie with the fucking newspaper now? I read the news online babe, I’m not getting off of this couch just so I can buy a stupid newspaper to prove it’s me

Babe: Do you have one in a suit?

Bonky: …why am I putting up with this?

Bonky: Hold on

Bonky:

Bonky: It’s been 5 minutes, are you going to reply?

Bonky: You still have to send me a picture of you though, a deal is a deal you know

Bonky: Fine, I warned you

Babe: Shit sorry

Babe: Hi Bucky, this is Natasha

Bonky: Hi Natasha. Is Y/N alright?

Babe: Uhm how should I put this?

Babe: Y/N is crying right now and she can’t reply herself

Bonky: What? What happened? Is she okay?

Babe: Oh yeah

Babe: She’s just crying because (and I’m quoting here) you’re “so beautiful, it’s like all my wet dreams and fantasies have come together. I swear this is some cosmic joke, this is not happening”

Babe: I’m not sure if she’s laughing or crying now

Babe: But she keeps yelling at me that I have to send you the most perfect picture of herself that has ever existed or you will stop talking to her

Babe: I think she started crying again because “I will never live up to that level of perfection, he told me that I have to know which fights to pick”

Babe: Uh yeah so here

Babe: 1 Photo Attached

Bonky: Hey Nat, could you tell Y/N that I would like to talk to her now?

Babe: Sure

Babe: Hey

Bonky: Baby?

Babe: Yeah?

Bonky: You picked the wrong fight if you think “you will never live up to this level of perfection”

Babe: Oh God

Bonky: Stop being an idiot

Bonky: And listen to me

Bonky: I would really like to keep talking to you. Mainly because you’re an idiot who makes me laugh, but it’s also the fact that you are the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen in my entire life

Babe:

[yuzenji-archive]

we love the idol au train! a masterpiece!! please, if it’s no trouble, would you bless us with some more? 🥺 what about satori? or hinata? do you write for inarizaki? how about sina 💖 ty lovely~

AAAA im really glad everyone is enjoying it omg 🥺🥺 thank u!!!

SATORI —

in absolute awe when he watches ur mvs and shtuff but omg omg

hes really loud when he makes the guys watch ur new releases bc hes constantly pointing out ur face and going “MY BABY!!!!”

but when hes done freaking out he just sits there with his chin on his hand and his eyes glimmering with so much love for you

only listens to ur discography bc satori knows what it’s like to have taste!

not to be biased but his favorite parts r ur parts 😗

he likes to go all out when he goes to ur concerts like he asks da boyz to help him make some little signs with ur name on it or he’ll buy shirts and even buy the stupid concert pcs to get ur special one cause hes extra like that

he lowkey collects ?? idk i feel like he a broke bitch sometimes like me when it comes to collecting lmAo

he loves ur polas!!!! he gets a lil upsetti when he doesnt get a pola from ur events or even albums but then he remembers he has polas that he has taken of u and that always makes him feel better

“):”

“y u sad satori”

“i didnt pull my baby’s pc”

“oh no”

“i can trade so thats fine”

SHŌYŌ —

tells everyone and anyone that ur popular AND hes ur boyfriend idc what yall say i just know shōyō does that

he always watches ur releases at the exact hour and day that it comes out and he has that shit on repeat!!!! and then he goes to show the other boys the mv and makes them listen to the rest of the album

there are times where they just catch him staring at his phone for a long time with this little smile and very soft eyes

and they tell u when u come to visit as like a vacation ya kno idols do that i believe

he saves up his money to buy ur albums and i feel like shōyō would either actually collect ur shit or he just collects the albums and keeps the inclusions in the albums idk which one he is tbh

but ik that if he became an avid collector, he wont shut up nor stop showing his collection to his friends

“AND THIS ONE IS FROM THEIR FANCAFE EVENT AND I HAVE A FRIEND IN KOREA WHO WAS ABLE TO ATTEND FOR ME AND I-”

“shōyō you’ve told us that story every time we came over”

he’d get embarrassed but tbh if he werent an avid collector and simply collects ur albums and other things like maybe some magazines

he would definitely frame some of the prettiest shots from the album (uh he may have been buying extras so he can do that)

oh and he shows them off all the time

RINTARŌ —

hes more of the casual kind of stan,, he supports ur group bc ur in it and its bc he loves u and its ur dream

he has a couple of albums, some groups make like more than one versions of an album and i feel like rintarō would buy one version of each album

he streams ur mvs tho and has songs from ur albums placed in his playlist and lemme juss say that he bops his head to ur songs

he attends concerts too i know he does i just know it

didn’t really feel like buying a lightstick - but he did it anyways bc he wanted to display it in his room next to the albums that he buys

i wanna say his pc pulls r p lucky bc theyre mostly u LMAO

he would send messages like good luck and u can do this, i believe in u like during comeback preparations but he doesnt really have a schedule of ur music bank stuff, so he watches them the day it comes out or maybe later

hes very very casual like if ur group had keychains he would probably have them hanging from his phone as a charm or on his bag that has ur name on it

but i can definitely see rintarō not being that into trying to collect all of ur stuff

[clearpixellove]

Anxiety || AsaDai fluff

Any art featured is not my own and all credit goes to the original owners

A/N:So i wanted to make a cute fluffy fic these two babies ;~; AsaDai gets no love and it makes me sad

Summary: Asahi stresses that he’s not good enough for Daichi, so Sugawara puts a cruel plan into play

warnings: cursing(like once tho,,), fluff

Notes: word count 1.5k

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AsaDai -  the ship between Azumane Asahi and Sawamura Daichi

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“So, lemme get this straight... You think Daichi is popular and you’re not enough for him so you wanna break up with him?” The silver haired setter relaid both to himself and his close friend.

Sitting in Sugawara Koshi’s bedroom, Asahi slowly nodded his head in defeat.

“I suppose that’s the blunt way to put it... i swear it’s not because I’m interested in anyone else or anything...! It’s just... Daichi is so popular, he gets confessed to all the time and i feel like i’m weighing him down. He’s tall, strong, determined, kind and handsome... he could have a partner that’s perfect for him but I feel like I stress him too much...!” Asahi expressed before signing heavily, holding his head in his hands.

Sugawara sat in front of the older looking friend with his arms crossed and his head tilted in a quizzical fashion. Slowly gaining a smile, Sugawara reached out and gently patted Asahi’s shoulder in comfort, giving a small chuckle.

“You really are an idiot..” He hummed before standing up.

Asahi tilted his head and looking upwards at Sugawara.

“Tomorrow, we’ll put a plan into action and i’ll prove to you that you're wrong. You know Daichi loves you but I guess things will have to get tough to prove that to you,” Suga shrugged before grabbing Asahi’s jacket, passing it to him before motioned the tall male to the door. 

“Go On, get some rest and i’ll text you my plan,” He smiled in that same usual innocence but in a way.. it looked cunning.

~~~

Come the next day, to put it simply Asahi was not excited.

Walking to school on his own for bit before soon his path connected with his companions, Sugawara first and Daichi next. Hands stuffed in his pockets and head down, Suga and Daichi chatting contently but slowly... Asahi inched closer to Suga. A small thing but something that didn't go unnoticed.

Once at school, the boys went to go set up for morning training. Usually, Asahi would be causal but would definitely stick closer to Daichi, unlike today that is. Asahi kept his distance and surprisingly helped Sugawara a bit more, smiling with the tiniest blush and chatting away. Standing at the posts, the black haired captain watched the two closely and his fingers started to dig into the covers.

Just as the had finished up, Daichi called to Asahi.

“Hey, Asa. Can we talk...? Nothing major just wanted to check in, you weren't very talkative over text last night and I-” Just as Daich was about to explain his confusion, the brown haired ace was getting dragged out of the gym by the setter.

“S-Sorry Daichi..! Suga says I gotta help him with something, i’ll see yo at lunch though..!” The man-bun male called back to his partner as he was dragged away, leaving Daichi stunned before his hands balled up and he clicked his tongue.

At lunch, Daichi was not having it. The trio sat on the roof in their circle and Sugawara was feeding Daichi’s boyfriend.

“I tried a new spice for the egg rolls, can you tell?” The softer looking male smiled and Asahi sheepishly had the savory dish.

“I-I guess so, it does taste a bit different now,” Asahi hummed and rubbed the back of his neck, Daichi’ fuming on the inside.

The captain grabbed Asahi’s sleeve and tugged gently, his head low and his hand trembling a bit truth be told. His grip on the bento box was tight and he couldn't look his boyfriend in the eye.

“You...Me.. after school, behind the gym...” He managed to spit out whilst he continued to hold onto Asahi’s sleeve, the now very worried male nodding slowly to his lover.

~~~

The end of the day soon came around and Asahi slolwy approched the back of the gym, Daichi already waiting with his arms crossed and back to the metal wall. Turning his head, the captain pushed off the wall and stood his ground arms still crossed.

Asahi being the nervous baby he is, slowly approached his lover in a tiptoeing form before he gave a small wave. “Hey Dai. what did y-”

“’Hey Dai’ yourself, what the hell are you and Suga doing?” He cut Asahi off quick and sharp, getting straight to the point and making Asahi freeze up in fear.

“I.. don’t know what yore talking about...?” He answered slowly though it was more of a question than an answer.

“Bullshit, Azumane! Tell the truth! You've both been all.. flirty and touchy... you don’t even touch me like that!” Daichi called out, his frustration starting to show as he used Asahi’s last name in the first time in almost years, Daichi’s face now red with anger and upset making a pit fall in Asahi’s stomach.

“W-Wait Dai, its not what it looks like, I wa-” About to explain and defend himself, Asahi was once again cut off.

Not by Daichi yelling, or another person but a choked sob. His voice was croaky and his bag was dropped to the ground. Daichi’s arm was up by his face. covering his eyes even if his head was hung. Daich was crying.

“I-It’s been almost a year and half since you confessed and we started dating... we’ve taken baby step after baby step, we just started showing affection in public... it took us months to even kiss...” He whimpered, completely out of character for the strong and independent captain.

“Am i not good enough anymore...? You can tell me, even if it hurts i wanna kno-” This time it was Daichi getting cut off, Asahi’s large strong arms wrapping around Daichi and embracing him tightly.

“Don’t... Don’t yo dare ever say you're not good enough for me... you.. are the best partner i could ever ask for. You’ve been nothing but loving and kind, taking so many baby steps to make sure my anxious ass is comfortable... this past year and a half has been the best time of my life and i wouldn't trade it for anything... If anything, I’m not good enough for you.. You are an idol to the underclassmen, girls adore and swoon over you left and right, you're so smart and strong... I feel like I’m just holding you back..” 

Asahi split his guts to Daichi, explaining and speaking everything that came to head to express his inner emotions and troubles. Slowly Daich grabbed on to the only slightly taller male and buried his face into Asahi’s neck. 

“So... I’m guessing you told Suga and he was cruel enough to set this up..?” the black haired male asked carefully and Asahi gave a curt nod, holding him closer.

“I love you Asahi...i really do and you're always good enough for me... stress, anxiety, anything.. it’ll never stop me from caring about you..” Daichi confessed and Asahi blushed hard, feeling comforted by Daichi’s words more than ever.

“Promise..?” the older looking ace muttered softly only to get the same word relaid back.

Smiling and slowly pulling away, Asahi looked down to Daich and brushed the tear stains away before Daichi reached up to cup his lover’s face. Leaning up quickly, Daichi put his lips to Asahi’s and the ace’s face flared up unbelievably bright before he slowly, very slowly, melted into the soft lip lock.

~~~~

Watching from around the corner, Suga smiled and took a quick picture of the two kissing before slowly slipping away.

“Noya and Hinata are never gonna believe this~” He hummed in a devilish sing song tone.

[fearsbellsarchived]

[me? Thinking about a gf fairytales au instead of being productive? More likely than u think!!! think ou.at buT BETTER and w/o the real world dimension hopping part. under the cut bc i just copy/pasted my tags from forever ago to put them in one place

mabel and dipper are hansel and gretal

paz is sleeping beauty 

bill is maleficient 

if we’re gonna get disney about it wendy as merida 

i LOVE the idea of tambry as rapunzel??? 

mabel can also be like...eric from the little mermaid 

so mermando can be ariel 

gIDEON AS URSULA/VANESSA IN THAT VEIN THO 

bill is also rumplestilskin 

stan can be the huntsman (idk from which story cause theres a fEW BUT)

ford is the sorcerer from fanstasia 

ford is teaching dipper magic....and instead of a true love’s kiss that’s how he wakes paz (maybe?)

the northwests made a deal w bill like in the most famous version of rumplestilskin but instead of wanting paz for himself he just wanted to steal her body at 16

so when they lose the deal they ask for help from ford and ford’s like “yo i can maybe change the deal??? a little bit???” so instead of bill taking her over when he goes to she falls asleep ​

so dipper wasnt supposed to wake her up but he found her and fords notes and he and mabel went on an adventure

bill is all the villains 

billains 

so stan has to leave mabel and dipper in the woods (idk y it wasnt for long the twins are just impatient) so stan disappears and the twins are like “lETS EXPLORE THE WOODS”

they come across some creepy old house w a lot of spiderwebs (can u guess the villain yet?)

an older woman comes out and is like “why are you guys lost in the forest?”

mabel points to the glitter trail “we’re not lost”

dipper looks behind them ‘mabel!!! where’s all the glitter?!”

(ACTUALLY MAYBE ITS YARN???) 

so they lose the trail 

meanwhile stan is losing his fucking mind

he follows the stray glitter but it’s blown all over

he feels “LOST IN THE WOOOOODDDS!!!”

so the old lady offers for them to stay the night bc its getting late

dipper is SUPER sus but he plays it cool surprisingly

mabel is So In!

long short...stan eventually saves them from darlene’s trap

usually shes just a maneater but look

when u live in the woods u do what u can

so stan hauls them back to their cottage

dipper knew there was weird shit out there but he wants MORE

he starts going through his great-uncle’s journals (*cue the dipper squee*)

he reads about bill and his deal w paz’s parents

he’s like....’maybe we should rescue her?’

ford wont tell him why they cant

so dipper and mabel sneak out

they steal the grunkles’ boat

mabel falls over board???

dipper tries like HELL to save her

but then he sees mermando save her

SO MABEL IS SAVED BY MERMANDO!!! 

gideon (who had long-loved mabel from afar) finds out

he visits the merman to trick him

all mabel remembers is his voice

so YES mermando trades his voice for legs just like the movie

sue me okay w his distinct accent it makes sense!!!

so the twins get sidetracked bc mermando shows up out of nowhere

they dock on a small island for a pit stop and thats when ‘kiss the girl’ happens

they dont kiss so they move on

they dock on another stretch of land the next day

AND GIDEON APPEARS

the twins have only heard about him from their grunkles so mabel hears his voice and goes *heart eyes*

mermando is Distressed

dipper is Focused on getting to this sleeping princess

mabel makes fun of him for liking her

SO GIDEON HAS MERMANDOS VOICE!

at one point dipper catches him w/o the amulet that makes him sound like mermando

and he tells mabel and its kinda like “the hand that rocks the mabel” or whatever the ep was called

it takes dipper and mermando being threatened (and gideons voice slipping) for her to catch on and she breaks up w him

dipper wants to throw him overboard

they just leave him on the next inhabited island they find

mermando got his kiss but decides to go back to the ocean anyway

he promises to write

mabel is Sad

SO BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED ADVENTURE!

the twins come across a land near the one paz is on and decide to stop for food and to stretch their legs and other hygiene things

they find out there’s some archery thing going on and mabel is like ’ooooh can we try?!’

turns out its for neighboring kingdoms’ princes to win a princess

mabel and dipper think this is RIDICULOUS so they crash it

mabel steps up to shoot and everyone’s like ‘wHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?’

then dipper steps up beside her. neither of them have shot a bow before

they shoot at the same time. mabel’s like thisclose to the bullseye. dippers too far right

THEN!!! PRINCESS WENDY COMES OUT OF NOWHERE

DIPPER AND MABEL ARE IN AWE OF THIS VALKYRIE. THEYRE BOTH READY FOR HER TO KILL THEM BC THEY THINK ITLL BE AWESOME

but wendy is like ‘ACTUALLY ILL SHOOT FOR MYSELF THANKS’ and splits like three arrows down the middle w her accuracy

she looks at mabel and dipper and is like ‘u dudes look fun! ive never seen u before who are u???’

and they’re like ‘WELL!’ and launch into detail about their adventure w overlapping voices and sound affects and VAST description

anyways. i cant decide how old people are rn okay 

so wendy is like “hey dad??? im going on an adventure w these guys!” and her dad is like “unusual but u DID just win ur own hand. so ill allow it”

“YES! can i take soos too?!” 

“sure!”

sO THEYRE OFF AGAIN!!! lemme tell u the ship is filling faST!!!

they get to paz’s land. and the first thing they find is a girl in a tower with long purple hair.

everyone is pretty much just making ‘wtf’ faces for like....ten minutes.

finally wendy calls up the tower like “YO! WHATS W ALL THE HAIR?!”

tambry leans out the window w a bored expression and goes “its mine. im tambry. who r u?”

they introduce themselves and are like “u wanna come on our adventure?”

then....ROBBIE APPEARS!

and he knows where the princess is!!!

”oh yeah. her. shes also in a tower. its got a door but its guarded by gnomes.”

then robbie climbs tambrys hair pecks her cheek and ducks in the tower

they decide to head for the tower robbie directed them to. but they have to pass the castle. Northwest Castle

robbie warned them about the northwests. said that the princess was one and before she disappeared she was the snottiest brat hed ever met

so they became friends despite the fact that he plays music for a living (and not very well either)

her parents told her of the spell when she was twelve

so robbie’s like “they are not nice people and neither was she??? most of the townsfolk are glad shes asleep tbh”

but dammit! dipper came here for an adventure!!! he wasnt going to stop just bc the princess wasnt what he expected!

so they continue on!

mabel is like “maybe she doesnt KNOW how to be nice!”

and soos is just excited to be there!

and wendy is just...u kno...chill

they start to get close to the castle and they feel like they’re being watched

and then soos notices the PEACOCKS!

they assume theyre spies for the king and queen. which is half true?

they can also warn bill if someone is near pacifica

oh damn imagine that

being stuck asleep w a DREAM DEMON in ur head

sorry for the accidental psychological torture paz

WHICH IS THE ONLY TORTURE SHES HAD!

i think to make up for risking her life as a baby ther parents were like “we’re just gonna spoil u rotten and PRETEND u do no wrong eVERYTHING IS FINE”

so dipper is reading the journal and he FINALLY gets to the true loves kiss part of the deal

and he looks around at the party like “oh shit true love what do we do???”

mabel suggests he at least try and everyone agrees that yeah okay thats the back up plan

but dipper wants to use a SPELL!!!

so the king and queen see him w the journal and remember ford having the same one

so everyone is brought to the king and queen

theyre like “pRINCESS GWENDOLYN?!”

bc this is MY STORY and if i wanna give wendy a more princess-y name thEN I WILL

i say as i continue to refer to mason as DIPPER!!!

SO THEYRE MEETING THE NORTHWESTS!!!

wendys like “yes that is me the princess” and then everyone else introduces themselves...w dipper introducing himself as mason bc it just sounds more fairytale-y

soos is jesus (hey zeus! not jee sus)

soos is like....wendys bff/personal servant but mostly bff

so they explain their adventure to the northwests as quickly as possible

preston is no patient man and he’s is like “tbh its probably important she be here for her 18th bday soooo??? as long as she wakes up by next year why not???”

but only bc dipper was like “i wANNA USE MAGIC I DONT WANNA KISS HER THATS PLAN B!!!”

plus u kno...even if he DOES whats the guarantee itll work???

the guarantee is me being a filthy shipper tHATS WHAT!!!

so they continue to the tower!

there is probably a sidequest thingy with giffany bc i liked that episode

also soos needs more screentime im sorry

SO THEN!!! FINALLY!!!! THEY MAKE IT TO THE TOWER!!!

WHICH IS!!!

IN FACT!!!

GUARDED

BY

GNOMES!]

also theres a manotaur/multi-bear sidequest i just thought of bc i like THAT episode!!!

is this gf, a fairytale, sk.yrim, or a d.n.d campaign now??? WHO KNOWS!!! ITS NOT ME!!!

SO THEY GOTTA GET PAST THE GNOMES!

first they offer safe passage in exchange for mabel as their queen

after thats declined theyre like “or the redhead. well take her!”

this is also declined

finally jeff tells them to attack

at first the party tries to fight them off and they do okay

uNTIL SOME GNOME WEAPONIZED SCHMEBULOCKS RAINBOW PUKE!!! (i think it’s toxic tbh but i dONT REMEMBER)

finally mabel just pulls out her trusty crosSbow (aka “GRAPPLING HOOK!”) and they just make a tightrope to the window above the door

wendy goes first and NAILS it

then everyone else follows

soos almost falls and gets left to the gnomes but everyone helps him balance and they all make it through the window

coincidentally. the window leads to the princess’s room

OH MAN WHY DIDNT I USE THE PTERODACTYL?!

oh well. anyways.

everyone is looking around the room and like...taking it all in

dipper takes a moment...then walks over to the princess

he isnt sure if waking her will also wake the demon

crossover even more w my old paciphera au??? idk probably not

so dipper tries the spells he narrowed it down to

none of them work

all his friends have returned to the princess’s room and mabel is like “u gotta kiss her brobro!”

so dipper...poor poor dipper...just leans forward and kisses her

paz pretty much snaps her eyes open when dipper is a half inch from her face while he’s pulling back 

and even tho she was forewarned she wasnt expecting DIPPER so she SCREAMS

dippers ears are ringing

she shuts her eyes and stills her breathing and sits up.

AND SEES EVERYONE ELSE AND SCREAMS AGAIN

“i dIDNT EXPECT U TO BRING *FRIENDS*!”

so once shes a little more calm they explain the whole adventure to her

paz feels a little honored they came all this way just for her

also since True Love beats everything bill is like.....back in his home dimension. also paz has been fighting him for like....over a year.

so paz is like....ready to Go. u kno. just wants to go HOME.

they get pazs shit together and exit the tower through the door

she says goodbye to the gnomes. all by name.

“oh yeah mom and dad made them my personal guard when i was like...eight. theyve been prepping for this my whole life. they’ll meet me back at the castle.” so then she starts telling them about herself and her last like 

two years of being asleep w a DREAM DEMON

“sometimes i got the weirdest nightmares??? and they never ended. but when i woke up i couldnt remember anything specific.”

she and dipper talk away from the group. he tells her about how hes her true love and everything “okay well. we’ll have to lie to my parents and say it was a spell. bc they will NOT approve of us being true loves and if they hurt you...”

“then they hurt *you* too!” dipper finishes (idk maybe a combo w a soulmate au thing?)

meanwhile mabel is like...whining about boy problems??? and wendy is like “this is y boys r dumb.”

soos is like...wandering off. I WANNA INCORPORATE MELODY BUT WHO SHOULD SHE BE?!

paz and dipper start like....arguing about how to deal w her parents

apparently they actually ARENT that nice. if she doesnt marry a prince they’ll give her over to bill completely...or something idk

SO theyre nearing the castle!!!

theyve written theyre grunkles okay no worries. also mermando.

thats y mabels complaing about boys.

mermando and that manatee wife of his!!!

paz is not exactly ready to face her parents so she convinces the party (roll for charisma) to go the long way

which is actually just circles

anyways

we run back in to melody and soos and the party is like ‘wHOOPS WE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE GLAD U DIDNT GET EATEN BY A SPIDER LADY!

maybe melody is like....a fairy???

something light and ‘childish’ bc thatd fit her personality

soos is like “ive BEEN here. u dudes have been going in circles.” and everyone glares at paz.

“im sorry!!! i just dont want to go back!!!”

“ur dad made us promise to have u back for ur 18th bday.” says dipper while he tries to stay mad at his future wife

paz is like “YEAH SO HE CAN MARRY ME OFF TO A PRINCE!!!”

idk why paz and dips are being better at being soulmates here okay i was like....sleep-drunk when i first wrote this

so the party has a choice to make.

take paz back home where she wont be able to be w her TL (which in some cases has probably led to death) OR!!!

sneak her out and take her home w them?!

wendys probably gotta go back to her own kingdom tho.

and soos wants to stay w melody

U KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED?!

sTAN NEVER GOT TO BE SOOS’S DAD!!!!

SORRY SOOS!!!

so anyways

mabel and dipper decide to help her sneak out

luckily she knows all the blindspots

it takes longer but they finally make it back to their ship

they say theyre goodbyes to soos and melody and paz wishes them well in her kingdom. she promises to return when shes ready to rule

they load the ship and sail to wendys kingdom next

they stay a few days to recuperate

paz has trouble sleeping bc when she does the nightmares come back.

cue a kat.niss/pee.ta thing where paz sleeps next to dips bc it keeps the nightmares away

wendy has to explain why soos isnt w them to her dad who kinda shrugs it off?

“u proved u can protect urself.” or something.

after like.....a whole fucking year the twins are heading home.

paz and dipper sleep together on the ship too bc its just fucking easier

paz is nervous to meet the grunks

she and dipper arent exactly....dating??? its def more like soulmate au

where theyre AWARE theyre supposed to be together but they dont even rly know if they WANT to be together.

paz is p much “i dont rly wanna be w anyone else. ill let u kno if that changes.” and dips is like “tbh same.”

mabel is already planning a big royal wedding.

iDK Y BUT I WANT THEM TO FIND OUT THEYVE BEEN ROYALTY ALL THIS TIME??? probably just bc i LOVE that trope!!! but theyre not so its whateves.

so they FINALLY get home. mabel has been writing letters this whole time. to mermanso. to soos and melody. to wendy.

shes the captain of the dip.ifica ship and shes gotta keep her crewmembers in the know!!!

the twins also wrote to the grunks the whole time so!!!! no worries!!!

paz tries writing to her parents...but she can never find the right words.

meeting the grunks isnt as bad as she thought???

stan loves her off the bat. partially bc shes rich and bc she doesnt take shit

ford is pleased to meet the girl he saved and shes v v thankful to him for saving her life as best he could.

it takes her like a YEAR to write the letter.

she promises her parents she’ll return. AFTER shes married.

at this point she and dipper ARE together. they figured all theyre confusion out and are just living the good life!

mabel and wendy are doing the long distance thing. shes still friends w mermando.

robbie and tambry found paz and they write back and forth.

u CAN TAKE ROBBIE AND PAZ SIBLINGS FROM MY DECOMPOSING HANDS!!!

everything is as happily ever after as it can get.

and then dipper proposes despite knowing what it means.

BUT THATS A WHOLE OTHER ADVENTURE!!!!

*end credits roll. an epic theme song starts playing*

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: [Weds night before her bday] Ali: woman you home Carly: not mine y? Ali: because ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY Ali: and I need to come bearing gifts Carly: now? k then Carly: ill get there before u Ali: you @ one of the lads then? Ali: no rush 'cept I do wanna be the first so like b4 midnight cinders 🎃👠 Carly: i werent born @ 12 tho & u kno that from doing my chart 🔮🌟 Carly: but ur so cute Ali: tru but Ali: i'm excited Ali: can't start the party without guest of honour 7 Carly: aw Carly: i wont take these 15 💊s yet 👼 Carly: we can party together Ali: 🎁? Carly: idk can u call it a 🎁 if u have to give back Ali: Boo 👎 Carly: not what he said when we were done Ali: 🙄 still Ali: not very festive of him Carly: idc its been fun Carly: coulda stayed in w ma & da but its not a retirement party in the works like Ali: for now Ali: but I got better plans than either Carly: yea? Ali: 'course Ali: who am I Ali: who are we Carly: 🐅💙🐇 Carly: i barely knew u on my last bday 😢💔 Ali: it's insane Ali: you're so important and integral to me how did we not get together before then Ali: I'm not the only one with plans tho 🌌💕 Carly: too many lads to swap first ha Carly: i kno my ma has been planning all wk but idk cuz shes learned to be subtle somehow Carly: must b her new man teaching her things Ali: Eskimo sisters for life, baby 😂 Ali: 👀 come thru shaz Ali: sounds promising Carly: 🤞🌌🔮 Ali: not her new man, obvs Carly: hes no cavante tho still only a few yrs older Ali: if I beat you I'll hit her up for the scoop Carly: 🍀 Ali: 😬 Ali: I guess we've got her answer for the age old experience vs stamina Carly: could b where i left her wine drunk in the hot tub still Carly: falls asleep there more than the marital bed Carly: mermaid energy ha Ali: not wine drunk Ali: worse energy than coke rage, I swear Ali: watch out cat lady, protect your children Carly: aw ill look after them Ali: 👼 Ali: I'll take any bday bumps for you 💪 Carly: never liked coke or wine soz ma if thats my 🎁 Carly: still my hero 💙 Ali: those people are the worst Ali: lemme buy something for me and give it to you Ali: no sharon THAT IS NOT 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 SPIRIT 👏 OKAY 👏 Carly: my gma does that every yr! xmas too Carly: so boring unwrapping that bible each time Carly: good rolling paper tho Ali: 😂 Ali: the lord is in you, it's what she wanted Ali: just in your lungs but you know Carly: ha Carly: what r u bringing me boo? Ali: don't you want the surprise babe Carly: idk last time u really surprised me it was w a divorce so u could get ur man Ali: 😥 Carly: 😂 jk u kno i love surprises Ali: just devastated you're calling me predictable for the last, how many months Ali: cut me deep, birthday girl Carly: i dont surprise easy Carly: y the lads like me Carly: dont b sad baby Ali: never Ali: not when there's partying to be done Carly: yay Ali: and a 👸 to celebrate Carly: ur sweet 🍬🍭 Carly: i dont look like a princess rn Carly: no running away Ali: you always do Ali: even when you running from ogres Carly: ur gonna make me look worse when im crying too Ali: meant to save them for the party Ali: but I'll never tell Carly: ha its been a few yrs since a bday tantrum Carly: really had to wait for that bike tho Ali: and #werk baby Ali: you were as adorable then, how your parents didn't spoil you is a mystery to me Carly: ask them if u do get here before me Carly: but before i was medicated i wasnt as 👼 could b the answer Ali: lecture 'em on how wrong they were, more like Carly: ur a bias little 🐱💙 Carly: & u didnt kno me then even if u do remember i grew into my 👂s Ali: 😂 Ali: well I never grew into my 👁s and my 'tudes no better either and you still love me so Ali: deal with it, Walsh 😜 Carly: aw u were the cutest 👶 Carly: & u get cuter every yr Ali: hey, don't spoil my heartfelt message in your card! Ali: 😏 Carly: im sorry Carly: ill have 1 for the road & forget Ali: I think one of the boys just catcalled me without offering to give me a ride in their white van/carriage Ali: see me struggling here lads, is that part of the appeal? probs Carly: which y? ill threaten to uninvite him from the party Carly: 1* Ali: not the kinda bitch to resort to racism 'cos I'm mildly upset or angered but they really be looking the same behind the wheel of a transit, like Ali: think it was one of Ronan's brothers? Ali: and in fairness, never slept with you so whaddya owe me, kind sir Carly: ha Carly: if he could see & be seen @ the wheel then i reckon i kno Carly: & i have slept w him so he will b 💔😢 if he cant celebrate w me Ali: my hero 💚 Carly: 💙 Carly: been thru every1 old enough in that fam now ha Carly: gonna have to move like Ali: I wish I could tell you the surprise was a hot new fam Ali: alas Ali: wouldn't fit them on my back, like Carly: 😢💔 Ali: I've let you down Ali: how could I Ali: gonna eat my feelings 🎂 Carly: 🍯🐝 no Carly: never Ali: what's the dresscode for this shindig then Carly: idk not allowed to go w bday suits Carly: my da overruled me Ali: gotta whittle down my knock you dead options Ali: even with those stifling guidelines, tah Mr Walsh, I should manage it Carly: i believe in u baby Ali: 👼👼👼 Carly: im back btw Carly: used my wings mayb Ali: damn Ali: was really hopinh for some 1x1 with your ma Carly: she will scoot over in bed for u Carly: not just me who misses u Ali: awh Ali: can we convince her to give you your present early or nah Ali: I say yeah Carly: me too so 2 votes Carly: my da will b asleep too deep to cast his even if she says no weve outnumbered her Ali: 💪 Ali: I'll put the phone down and run Ali: gimme 5 Carly: k Carly: be careful tho Carly: some of the 💡 r out Ali: 👌 Ali: my middle name Carly: fun is ur middle name Carly: how many do u have? Ali: as many as you want Ali: 😉 Ali: but just the one, actually Carly: hot Carly: u can have 1 of mine then wed both have 2 each Ali: are you actually 👑 Carly: my ma wishes Carly: queen of the site tho Carly: ha Ali: I've not bought her a crown Ali: not soz Carly: its k shes got her prom tiara somewhere Ali: memories 🎶 Carly: am i gonna peak before 18 too? Ali: never Ali: only way is 📈 baby Carly: u make me feel really happy u kno Ali: ☀🌻🍓🍯🐝🐰 Ali: it's mutual boo Carly: im crying Carly: & smiling Carly: its the 💊s ma Ali: it's the 💘 Ali: she gets it Carly: aw Carly: yea shes really 💘 w the lad from the chemist Carly: knocking our 💙 off the top Ali: can't be having that Ali: got all weekend to prove we're 🥇 Carly: til ur bf shows up Ali: nuuh Ali: it's all about you Carly: ur so nice to me Ali: you'll see feel and believe it ✨ Carly: 🔮🌌 Carly: r u gonna stay? Ali: can I? Carly: yea Ali: then yeah Carly: aw ur my 🎁 Ali: I haven't copped out that hard, don't worry Ali: come help me Ali: not very gentlemanly of me but I wanna be with you before we've gotta hear about the prom queen's glory days Carly: k Carly: 💪💙

[lunar-nymph]

donnyyyy there is literally so much i wanna day to you but i know you’re going through a lot so it’s not the right time. but i needs get it out so here we go. gosh since i broke up w david i cant stop thinking about how you an i are together. like i kno you think i should give him a second chance but i don’t want too. its not the same and i know they say oooo love is never the same lol but like fuck that love i want u and i wanna just be able to chill and hangout w u all the time like fuck i wish i could be there for u right now. i’m so done w trying to get over u. its never gonna happen we are meant to be. and non of this ooo best friend shit well always be in each other’s lives at some capacity. fuck that. we are both so happy and goofy we get along so well and balance each other out so well. i dont care at all that you are t vegan bc i kno u love animals and the environment you were just raised different and it’s not convenient for u. i think you will see how easy it could be tho. but that isn’t pressing. i love you soooo much for who u are. ur such an angel always trying to be there for everyone around u. u forget about urself. but i will never forget to be there for u. gosh it’s sick how much i love you hehehe ur just so perfect for me. i wanna be done w all this distance shit. pls just tell me u are ready for me so i can transfer to u and go to college and have a real life rather than join the af. i just don’t know what the fuck else to do with my life and i’m desperate to get away from my parent. isn’t that do awful. ugh lemme just come home.

[nulltune]

So! Just how would Hakuno here feel if she summoned a Sora out of all of those possibilities?

WAAAAAHHH I AM.. SO VERY LATE TO RESPONDING TO DIS.... BUT THANK U SO SO MUCH FOR SENDING THIS IN!! seriously, it's vvv sweet of u 🥺🥺 tysm for breaking the ice! tho from what i've seen from u in the dash, ur super warm and approachable! def would love to chat and interact more! <33

but to answer your question! well actually lemme pull a (hak)uno reverse card and ask you-- how would sora feel if he got summoned by an amnesiac master who doesn't know what the hell she's doing? 🧐 HDDFGHS OK BUT I THINK THEY'D BE REAL NEAT!! i know nothing about kingdom heart tbh, but from what i know of your sora (+ some of my wiki reading hehe..) they actually have soo much in common.... both are the stubborn reckless types who put others above themselves so i'm definitely curious to see just how they'd play off of each other! especially cuz my hakuno takes all those traits to a... borderline concerning level ^_^ ! but ye, i always think it's neat to have characters get a look at themselves through another character, and i can rlly see that for these too. lots of potential for positive development methinks! and just lots of character growth in general ✨✨ tho despite their many similarities, i also think they're,, packaged differently? if that makes sense! sora i feel like gives off the image of what you expect from a typical hero-- not trying to simplify his character to just that btw! just bringing it up because hakuno, on the other hand, is more of a classical antihero. mmm they kinda give me like a sun and moon kinda vibe, ya kno!

ALSO!! i just wanna throw this out there but i think they'd be suuuper great adventure buddies 🥺 i feel like they'd both love adventures and exploration idk idk! but also oh my gosh their competitive streaks.. i also love that so much actually xD would love to see em getting all heated up (in good fun!) over some little game or sth! they'd have super fun dynamic and i'm excited to see em interact!! >:3

[edgyearring]

List of threads I am probably going to drop (unless u wanna continue. im tagging ya so just lemme know)

also readmore b/c uhh this got long ?? heck. this list might not even be complete but ill make a new one if i drop a whole lot more gfdgfh

@kunaiflourish this thread. It could still have potential but we were talking over IM abt doing a new thing so i figured I’d drop this one unless u wanted to keep it going.

@mind-slice this thread. I’m not entirely sure where to go with this so gfdhgh I do have an idea for a thread between our muses though if you’d be down?

@strayshccp this thread. largely b/c you havent been on in like 7 months gdfhgj but if u come back on there and wanna continue this, lemme know.

@emptyfortresses this thread. You also haven’t been on in a long while so i wasn’t sure if u would want to continue or not (i know u have been around though but i also know u got a lot of blogs too so gdgdfhg)

@lercvolutionnaire this thread. ‘Cause ya haven’t been around and as previously mentioned, I’m slow garbage. If you get on and see this and want to continue tho just hmu.

@arcanepaths this thread. My Katsuya muse went back to limbo so gdfhfgh he is still v supportive of his bro and his boyfriends though *thumbs up* (though maybe a lil concerned about Naoya’s sometimes legally questionable activities but shh. also tho since kats is on my multi-muse feel free to hit him up for s/t new later)

ALSO this thread and this thread. b/c honestly they r good but i feel like maybe we should start fresh stuff later when ur ready 2 be active on ur persona multi-muse again

@linktoremnantspast this one. (saw you moved ur akira so i thought id ask if u wanted to continue this or if you were just gonna try and start fresh with him over there?)

@loppye and @arsera u wrote me some starters but im a garbage baby and couldnt come up with a good reply and now it’s been mONTHS. id def still like to rp tho so i can write u starters if you’d like?? or we can plot a lil. yee.

@thedetectiveofinaba @yukino-mayuzumi-rp I usually try to keep such good tabs on my rps but i hecking lost ours ?? idk if there’s any you wanna continue or not so like fdgdgf lemme kno, yo.

and uhh u kno what instead of repeating myself a bunch let’s just say the one’s listed after this are all being dropped b/c they’re months old and if u wanna continue them or do s/t new just lemme know.

@dualitythief @aerasmousai this  thread.

@snowheist this thread.

Also @axesona @fistsona u get a special list b/c we have 5000000 threads and instead of sending the links over IM this felt less messy gfdhgh

This one because I figured may as well fdsgfd we got other threads with Reiji and woof Naoya

This one because well.. it’s crack and it was def fun but idk how much further it woulda gone anywho (also chris was abt to die. rip.)

This one ‘cause it was also fun and funny but i dont think it was gonna go v far fsdgfg (feel free to have reiji scream @ brown abt it on my multi-muse tho, pfft.)

This one ‘cause I figure it’d wrap up soon anywho. (bless mark for cheering up woof tho. 10/10)

This one because I figure we can like.... merge it kinda with the one where nyarly is manipulating Reiji into murdering ppl fdsgfdg just have naoya confront reiji abt it and ect.

This one because uhh it’s an A+ au but i kinda realized it might be boring having them just go on through the P1 plot when we both know it already fdsgdgff although some changes could happen like Takahisa convincing Reiji to team up with the others earlier on. ALSO u can bet ur ass that there’d be some kinda big bro protects little bro moment where kandori jumps in between reiji and an enemy or s/t (b/c reiji is a stubborn heck and wont listen so he gets into danger more than he should smh)

This one because it’s kinda at a good stopping point but like... im game 2 do a continuation/time skip thing because this AU is def interesting.

ALSO maybe a few starters i owe u i might drop (there’s only 2 here i owe u on naoya tho fdgdgf one i feel more muse for than the other so we’ll see ?? might do one or both or neither gfdhfh)

and uhh while im at it this one with tats and lisa but like maybe not?? idk if i wanna drop it or maybe do a timeskip type of thing hmhmh. i just cant quite figure out how to write i reply to this specifically *crie s*

and probably the grocery store reiji and kandori thread, pfft. doing a follow up or s/t might be interesting tho? maybe they run into each other again at like... idk a fast food joint (reiji spits in kandori’s taco bell. I mean what.)